[Phil-M]

Just a few facts of life to brighten you day.

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)

Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!!!

[Craig]

Nice!

[Lazarus]

Just what I needed for a Monday morning!

[Lucy]

That Is Foul.

[Carl Briggs]

Originally Posted by PJM

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

I take it thats the regular size meal? What happens if I pay the extra 50p to go large?

[Phil-M]

Originally Posted by Carl Briggs

I take it thats the regular size meal? What happens if I pay the extra 50p to go large?

I think you get "special" sauce for the 50p extra

[Lazarus]

Originally Posted by PJM

I think you get "special" sauce for the 50p extra

That reminds me of the story I once heard which means I'll probably never drink milkshake again....

[Chris Powell]

Originally Posted by PJM

Just a few facts of life to brighten you day.

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)

Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!!!

hahaha