[Andy Cain]

Bored in work so thought Id come in and say hello and what not.

If ya bored get ya goggles round this...

I hadnt been to confession for months and months so I decided it was time to sort my self out and start with a clean slate.

So last Sunday I went to my local church to confess my sins and be born again. As I sheepishly approached the booth I felt quite worried and apprehensive. After a couple of minutes the priest settled me in.

So what have you to confess my son...

Well father I have slept with many many women behind my girlfriends back, I have contracted several infections including ghonorreah, clamidea and warts. I have sodomised women over and over again and I steal from people. I have been guilty of all these things and more father

At that, a voice came from behind the curtain...

Is that you Andy